Chapter 91: To Tell The Truth

Hey;

'To Tell The Truth' - don't you just hate that. And I hate it even more when people ask for the truth:


'Josh, do you think I look fat' turns out be be 'umm... nah'.

'Josh, do you think I'm pretty' turns out to be 'ummm.. nah'

'Josh, would you ever think about going out with me' (low eh?) turns out to be 'ummm... i'll think about it'!

Clearly, it sucks! And it goes a step further when the truth comes out in the not-so-distant-future...

Ex: (as to the 2nd comment) - 'Man, that girl looks like she was beaten with the ugly stick-TWICE')

BTW, as my disclaimer - I normally don't do or say things like that.. so don't all freak out!

But yeah, 'To Tell The Truth' - especially when people can't handle the truth-... not fun. BUT we should be truthful. Should we 'lie' to make the truth less noticable- NO!
(ex: (as for the 1st comment) - 'nah, you're not fat.. my aunt Jimba won the worlds fattest lady competition in umm.. China- now SHE is fat')

Yeah, okay- I'll admit too now that I'm going way out of line now... and again, read my disclaimer.. I'll even put it bold:

BTW, as my disclaimer - I normally don't do or say things like that.. so don't all freak out!

But yeah... where was I. Truth- I think we should tell the truth even when it means our faces could get beaten in six inches. I think we should tell the truth when the person is so mad they would make you fit in a milk can- now I didn't say tell the truth and stick around- tell it and RUN!

Ha!

But yeah... as the saying goes 'Honesty is the best policy' - I don't know HOW it's the best... but I know it is! :)

BTW.. I am REALLY wanting to make my 99th blog before I leave.. so expect some random blogs in the next few post!

NEXT!

Peace
Prayers

Joshua