Chapter 44: Breaking News - I'm Quitting!

Hey Everyone;

Rain, rain, go away... With the many joys of Spring there always has to be a down side. Certainly that comes with everything, not just a season. I’m actually sitting here, on my bed... typing away and attempting to eat a Hershey ‘Oeuf Guimauve’ - wait that’s the french side... Marshmallow Egg! Now, this blog offers a lot more then just the exciting life of me (Josh) - it’s now teaching you french. Everybody now “Oeuf Guimauve” - one more time “Oeuf Guimauve”! Very good class. I wonder if some school is looking for a french teacher this coming year... ha!
Oh my... Not fit it’s not. Raining, I’m not in the best mood... *rolls eyes*... I guess the past little while doesn’t seem to like me... ha! I won’t even elaborate on that.... ha!
So yeah... I was up to Kels’ last night. And right off the bat I want to apologize for hitting you in the nose hun. YOU’RE the one that covered your face and then peered down across mine and them self defense classes I took a year ago just assisted in your pain. Ha! (Just to clear that up... I never took those classes..lol) But yeah.. Anyways, Charlotte, Jeffrey, Requel and myself were all just ‘blah’ or I know I was at the least. It was so funny tho... we stuck her velcro teddybears onto her ceiling fan and then turned it on and after a little while (the fan speed picked up) they would go round and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and.... :| - But yeah.. Then they would like flick off and would go flying across the room... ha! It was so funny... lol -
Oh my....
We watched part of Troy - :| - Can you say snooze fest! Wow... Hanging out wasn’t boring just that the movie was SOOooooooooooo long... I can’t even remember it being as long as it was - I watched it before. Haha! Oh glory be...

I’m tired, bored, contrary, mad, happy, sad, glad, excited - I call this ‘blah’! I guess you can call it “mixed emotions” but to me it’s ‘blah’! I dunno... :S

Oh, oh, oh...... Da Vinci Code! I’m at chapter 60 now. I can’t believe how Dan Brown ruined the book. He done an amazing job with the written part of the novel but now it’s turned into the whole “Jesus was married to Mary and had a child” junk. SICK! I literally felt sick when I started to read about it. I was almost in a *jaw drops open* “awwwww......” sort of thing. Someone would take the story of Christ and twist it, pack it full of lies and filth and then sell it, make millions and then make it into a movie. Sick! Dan Brown is sick. I know he is not the only one who has put forth this but to his proportions I think it is the largest yet. That is why I have to announce that I am QUITTING the Da Vinci Code!!! I can no longer read such a disgusting book that is being so twisted and WILL mess up possibly millions of lives from its lies and “historical facts”. FACTS MY BEHIND! Dan Brown claims that his book is a work of fiction yet it is packed with a large amount of facts. The pastor from GC called it (and I liked this) “Faction”! You can not really tell what is fact and what is fiction - it’s just that intertwined. I am now against reading the Da Vinci Code (DVC) and I STRONGLY urge you, if you are currently reading this book, to GET RID OF IT! The pastor from GC basically got me “into reading” it due to the simple example of a missionary that needs to learn the language of where he’s going to be most effective. You can see the comparison. That little thing made me feel “ok Josh, you can read it”! BULL! Do you think that missionary learned the FULL language before he can go minister to them? I think not. He learns enough to get him through and then goes into the foreign land and does His work. That’s exactly how we should be. Sure, we all should know the basic information of the novel. What the main jip of it is about. How Mr. Brown used Da Vinci to portray that the bible is WRONG and says all this junk about our Savior! Do you think Jesus would actually want His children reading such trash? I think not! I know... a lot of you are probably saying “you got to Chapter 60" - I have and that was to far before I could see just actually how much we shouldn’t read this junk. Suppose you are at the first chapter, the thirtieth chapter or the hundred and fifth chapter... drop it. Close the cover, get rid of the book. I hope that you never bought the book (supporting Brown himself...) But if you did throw it out. If you downloaded it (like me.. lol) delete it! We don’t need to go into full detail of the novel, read the jip of it in a summary or two and that’s enough. Again, the missionary doesn’t fully learn the language, just enough to get him by! :)

So yeah.. As you read this... my computer is FREE from the Da Vinci Code!

I must thank Megan for the little talk that we had about this... it wasn’t to much but man you must have done some praying over it! Ha!

So yeah...

I’m gone!

Peace, Prayers
~Josh!

PS> GET RID OF DA VINCI NOW! HA!